I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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