i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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