Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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