Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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