are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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