Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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