Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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