Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Randomize
