think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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