Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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