Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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