Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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