Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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