I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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