he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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