so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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