How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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