I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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