If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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