You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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