Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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