I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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