HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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