Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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