dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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