i just wanna soil my oats bro
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....