My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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