I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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