There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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