The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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