Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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