this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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