I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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