That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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