So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
