What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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