It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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