You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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