i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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