On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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