I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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