We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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