a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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