FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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