Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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