found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
two words: eviction party
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
How's work?
Spinning.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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