she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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