That's intense
I am puke
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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