No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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