there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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