Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My feet surprised me
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