There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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