I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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