How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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