Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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