One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
