Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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