we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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