then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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